Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Number Time

As requested......


H5     my housing location
G36   my specific room
2       number of Ugandan guards at the chow hall entrance
1,188   approx. number of cuss words heard daily
2     rock strikes taken by a vehicle I was commanding   *The kids here play a game called
"Throw Big Rocks at the Infidel's Windshields".  The under 6 age group lacks the range, velocity, and aim to score many points.  The 7-12 age group has shown steady improvement over the last few months in their scoring.  The 13 and over group is freakin spot-on.  They can (and do) score at will.....although a full 1.5 liter water bottle hurled from the top of a 12 foot MRAP does cause them to scatter easily.   Just sayin...
0     expected fun percentage when we move to transient housing
5     number of controlled detonations of unexploded mortars this morning at 0630.  Thanks.   *About half of Ahmed and Company's mortars don't detonate when they land so once they are spotted and reported by someone EOD comes out and blows them in place.
4      cigars remaining
30    current SPF sunblock    (down from SPF 50 last week)
 

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