* It is always darkest before dawn. So, if you are going to steal your neighbor's newspaper that's the time to do it.
* If at first you don't succeed, skydiving probably isn't for you.
* Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
* Don't criticize someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.
* Remember, you are unique. Just like everyone else.
* If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
* Never miss a good chance to shut up.
* If you lend someone $20 and you never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.
****borrowed without remorse via e-mail.
Stay classy, America
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