Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Meet The Roommate

This post is due to a request for some information about my sometimes-referred-to roommate. His name has been altered to protect his identity and because I have not secured a signed release from him.  And, no, he does not have access to Iraq 2010, but I will still be...umm...tactful.

Name: Bohn Jrantley       Age: younger than me
Married with 3 boys.       Resides in TN

PROS:
*relatively quiet personality
*does not snore
*looks good in camo
*not a vampire
*calls me godfather
*likes dogs, reading, lighthouses, and old guys
*hasn't asked to cuddle even once
*not a known felon

CONS:
*precedes asking a question with the question: "can I ask you a question?"
*LSU fan
*grinds whole coffee beans in the room  (can you get high from coffee fumes?)
*talks to his dog on skype   ("Are you a good boy?  Good boy.....yes you are!!)
*doesn't think Hooter's is the greatest restaurant ever.

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